Go-To-Market Engineer · U.S. Army Veteran

I help businesses run like well-oiled machines.

Websites, automation, and AI workflows that hand you back the hours busywork eats. Whether you have never touched AI or you are already running on it, I meet you where you are. Big project or small, the first consultation is free.

Port Huron, Michigan
William Faitel, Go-To-Market Engineer in Port Huron, Michigan
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What I actually do, in 90 seconds

Who I Am

I build things that work in the real world.

I'm a go-to-market engineer with a technician's hands. The foundation is real: a decade in the trades, a stint in the U.S. Army, and an AAS in Mechatronics from SC4: PLCs, industrial controls, electrical work. On top of it, I build the systems that move a business: production-grade AI workflows, custom websites with hosting handled, automated advertising cycles, and search optimization for both Google and the AI engines that answer questions now. Trained as a technician, raised with an engineering mindset. One work ethic runs all of it.

20 Projects Shipped
15 Live Sites Built
2 AI Phone Lines Live
4 Anthropic Certs

Mechatronics

AAS, SC4 · PLCs, controls, electrical

Go-To-Market

Ads, SEO/GEO, funnels, automation

AI Operations

Claude skills, MCP, multi-provider LLMs

Web Development

Custom client sites, SEO, accessibility

For Your Business

Run Like a Well-Oiled Machine

Every small business has work a machine could do. Not the work that needs your judgment. The repetitive handoffs: the quote that never got followed up, the invoice typed by hand, the same question answered for the hundredth time. I find those, automate them, and hand you back the hours. You keep every decision that matters. The busywork goes away. Big project or small, it starts the same way: a free consultation, in plain English, no jargon.

Wherever you are with AI, I meet you there

01

"It still feels like hype."

You've heard the noise, maybe tried a chatbot once, and you're not sure any of it fits a business like yours. Start here. I set up the right tools, train your team, and write it all down so you are never dependent on me.

02

"I'm dabbling."

You use ChatGPT here and there, but it hasn't changed how the business actually runs. I turn dabbling into real workflows: the tasks that eat your week, automated and reliable, with a human review before anything goes out.

03

"I'm running on it."

You've got tools in place and want to push further without a full-time hire. Fractional AI operations: ongoing builds, maintenance, and new use cases on flexible terms, scaled to what you need this month.

What that looks like

Service & Trades

The lead that books itself

A customer fills out your form at nine at night. By morning they have a reply, a quote, and a slot on your calendar, and the job is on your schedule. You never touched your phone. A follow-up loop that used to cost you a day a week, now running while you sleep.

Professional Office Real Build

The paperwork that files itself

Every client call turns into clean notes and a task list before you have left the room. Documents draft themselves in your format, in your voice, ready for you to review and sign. This is not hypothetical. I built this kind of system for a law firm.

Retail & E-Commerce Real Build

The inventory that lists itself

Photos in, priced and written listings out: eBay listings built through eBay's own API and published only when I approve them, Facebook Marketplace drafts ready to paste, and a live online store with a payment link for every item. I run this exact pipeline on my own estate-sale business. The same machine can run yours.

Any Business

The inbox that sorts itself

Routine questions answered on their own, requests read and routed to the right person, and the few that truly need you flagged and waiting. Your inbox stops running your day, and nothing important slips through, because a human keeps the final say.

Signature Service

Intelligent Document Archives

Turn boxes of paper you cannot search into a private database you can talk to. If you are paying to store years of records nobody can find, this is the fix. From dead paper to living data.

01

Digitize

I take your banker boxes and handle the tedious part: removing staples, flattening creases, and running every page through a scanner. You do not lift a finger.

02

The AI reads it

The AI reads every page, tells a tax form from a contract from an invoice, and organizes the whole archive on its own. On the heaviest jobs, a Kimi K2.6 agent swarm runs multiple readers in parallel to structure it faster. This is the part scanning companies do not do.

03

You get a searchable database

You get a private knowledge base you can chat with. Ask it a question and get the record in seconds instead of an hour of digging through storage.

Sized to the job

I match the model to the work and the budget. A small local Llama for straightforward archives, all the way up to a frontier model like Kimi K2.6 for the largest and most nuanced records. You pay for the muscle the job needs, not more.

Two ways to run it

On your premises: the model and your database live on a dedicated machine inside your office, and your data never touches the internet. Managed cloud: I host it on a secure, encrypted server with a private login for your team.

$500 per banker box, scanned and AI-ingested
$45/hr hand-prep on complicated documents, staples and creases, only when needed
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Everything I can build for you

AI Receptionist From $40/mo

AI Receptionist

Your phone, answered around the clock. The receptionist answers questions about your business, books appointments on your Google Calendar while the caller is still on the line, takes messages, and transfers the call to you when a person is needed. You get a written call report with the transcript. Starter is $40 a month and High Volume is $400 a month, with Basic setup included. Hear one now: call Nova at 810-880-NOVA.

Automation Free Consult

Automation, Anything

If you have something you want automated, let's see if we can do it. Invoicing, scheduling, document handling, data entry, reporting, listing products, chasing leads: if it eats hours on a repeating cycle, it's a candidate. The initial consultation is free.

Hardware Embedded

Custom Electronics & Embedded Systems

Arduino and ESP32 builds that connect the physical world to your software. Custom security and access control, smart building and equipment automation, and remote sensor monitoring that reports to a dashboard or straight to your phone. I retrofit existing hardware to talk to APIs, databases, and the cloud. Mechatronics training on the electronics, software on the integration. That combination is rare.

Web Hosting

Website Design, Build & Hosting

A custom site built by hand: fast, mobile-first, accessible, and structured for search, with hosting, DNS, and SSL handled so you never think about it. Fifteen live sites and counting, from contractors and a kitchen remodeler to a real estate lead network and a classifieds web app.

Advertising Automation

Advertising Cycle Automation

The full loop, automated: creative generation, scheduling, cross-platform posting, performance review, iteration. I run this pipeline for my own publication across four platforms; I can build yours to match your brand and cadence.

Paid Media

Google Ads & Paid Media Optimization

Optimization of your Google Ads or any other ad space you want to use: search, display, social. Keyword and audience refinement, negative-keyword hygiene, bid strategy, landing-page alignment, and honest reporting on what your spend actually buys.

SEO GEO

SEO & GEO Optimization

Two plain-English terms. SEO, search engine optimization, is getting your business to come up when someone types a question into Google. GEO, generative engine optimization, is the newer half: getting your business named when someone asks ChatGPT, Claude, or Gemini instead of searching. Same goal, two different machines. I set up both, so whichever way a customer goes looking for what you sell, they land on you.

Lead Gen Automation

Lead Generation & Outreach Automation

Automated prospect research, list building, enrichment, and drafted outreach that sounds like you, reviewed before anything sends. The machine does the digging; you keep the handshake.

AI Training

AI Setup & Training for Small Business

A one-time engagement, and for a small team it can be done in as little as one day. I come in, set up the right AI tools, train your people, and document the workflow so it outlasts the visit. Any industry. Bigger teams and deeper workflows take longer, and I will tell you which one you are before we start. Built to leave you self-sufficient, not dependent.

AI Consulting

AI Workflow Consulting

Production-grade AI workflows custom-built for your business. Prompt architectures, custom Claude skills, multi-provider integrations, and automation pipelines, designed and deployed to your spec, in any domain.

Fractional

Fractional AI Operations

On-demand AI operations support for teams that need the capability but aren't ready for a full-time hire. Ongoing workflow maintenance, prompt refinement, and new use-case rollout, on flexible hours and flexible terms.

Not sure which of these you need? That's what the free consultation is for.

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Rates

Straight numbers

Hourly rates and AI receptionist plans, posted so you know the numbers before we talk. The first consultation is free.

Founding clients: sign on by December 31, 2026 and your rate for consulting, build work, and Advanced setup past the $500 minimum is $75 an hour instead of $100, locked for 12 months from your start date. In exchange, I may publish a case study of the work, and you give me a testimonial. Updates stay $40 an hour. AI receptionist clients who sign by the same date also get the $500 Standard setup waived. Advanced setup is never waived.

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Hourly work

Consulting & build work

$100/hr

Automation, AI workflows, websites, integrations, and Advanced receptionist setup past its $500 minimum.

Updates & edits

$40/hr

Changes to something I already built, billed in 15-minute increments.

AI receptionist plans

Starter

$40/mo

Up to 100 minutes of calls a month, then $0.20 a minute. Fits a typical small shop.

High Volume

$400/mo

Up to 3,000 minutes of calls a month, then $0.20 a minute. Built for a busy front desk.

Both plans answer 24 hours a day, book appointments on your Google Calendar, take messages, transfer callers to you, and send you call reports. Hear one first: call Nova at 810-880-NOVA.

Receptionist setup

Basic

Included

Your business info, hours, services, and FAQ, taken from your website; a standard voice and persona; Google Calendar booking; messages; transfer to one number; and call reports.

Standard

$500

Everything in Basic, plus greeting, tone, and call rules tuned to your business; multiple transfer targets and routing rules; custom intake questions; and shakedown test calls before launch.

Advanced

From $500

Connections to outside software (Jobber, Housecall Pro, CRMs), custom tools, and multiple locations. Past the $500 minimum, billed at the hourly rate.

Setup levels apply to either plan. Custom characters and cloned voices are not offered.

Want to hear the receptionist before you buy? Leave your number and Nova will call you.

Have Nova Call You
What I Work With

Core Competencies

Go-To-Market & Growth

  • Marketing & Advertising Automation
  • Google Ads Optimization
  • Paid Media (Search, Display, Social)
  • SEO (Technical, Local, On-Page)
  • GEO (Generative Engine Optimization)
  • Lead Generation & Enrichment
  • Outreach & Email Automation
  • Content Distribution Pipelines
  • Workflow Automation (n8n)
  • Funnel Analytics & Reporting
  • E-Commerce & Payment Integration (Stripe)

Mechatronics & Industrial

  • PLC Programming (Allen-Bradley, Siemens)
  • Ladder Logic
  • SCADA / HMI
  • Wiring Harness Design
  • Industrial Controls & Robotics
  • Arduino, ESP32 & Embedded Systems
  • IoT & Remote Monitoring
  • Security & Access Control Systems
  • Sensor Integration
  • Motor Control & VFDs
  • Fluid Power & Electromechanical Systems
  • Electrical Work & Blueprint Reading
  • Industrial Maintenance
  • AutoCAD
  • OSHA Compliance

AI & LLM Operations

  • Prompt Engineering
  • Claude Code Skill Development
  • Anthropic Skill Architecture
  • OpenAI Whisper
  • Gemini Image Generation
  • Multi-Provider AI Integration
  • Model Evaluation & Output Refinement
  • Agentic Workflow Design
  • AI Voice Agents (Telnyx, Gemini Live)
  • MCP Server Architecture (incl. Open Brain)
  • Persistent AI Memory Systems
  • Document & Workflow Automation
  • AI Training & Onboarding

Web & Software Dev

  • HTML5 / CSS3 / JavaScript
  • Responsive & Mobile-First Design
  • CSS Animations & Transitions
  • WordPress (Gutenberg Blocks, REST API)
  • Next.js, Cloudflare Workers & Supabase
  • SEO Optimization (Jetpack, Search Console)
  • Accessibility (WCAG)
  • Schema.org Structured Data
  • Python & Desktop App Development
  • REST & OAuth APIs (Gmail, YouTube, eBay)
  • Godot 4 / GDScript (Game Dev)
  • Git / GitHub
  • Netlify & Cloudflare Pages Deployment
  • DNS Configuration & Migration
Anthropic Certified

Credentials

I don't just use these tools. I've been certified on them at the source. Four completions from Anthropic, the company that builds Claude, covering the model, the platform, the coding agent, and the fluency framework I bring into every client engagement.

Claude 101

Anthropic · 2026

Claude Platform 101

Anthropic · 2026

Claude Code 101

Anthropic · 2026

AI Fluency Framework & Foundations

Anthropic · 2026

What I've Built

Tools, Skills & Sites

Next.js Cloudflare Workers Supabase

2A List

A free classifieds web app for legal firearm owners: local buy, sell, and trade listings, a directory of licensed dealers, and an ammunition price comparison sorted by cost per round from retailer feeds. Built in Next.js 16 on Cloudflare Workers with Supabase for accounts and data, and installable as a PWA with push alerts when a saved search gets a new match.

Visit 2A List
Web Development Local SEO

Giovanni Kitchens

A 26-page site for a Metro Detroit cabinet shop that refaces and remodels kitchens: a page for every service, 15 city pages and 3 county pages for local search, and a kitchen remodeling cost guide that answers the price question before a homeowner calls.

Visit Giovanni Kitchens
Paid Media AI Video Real Build

AI Video Ads + Google Ads

I built and launched High Caliber Estate Sales' Google Ads Search campaign, live since October 2, 2026, and I produce short AI video ads, so far for High Caliber and for Giovanni Kitchens. No results are claimed here yet: both are new, and I post numbers only once they are real.

AI Legal Tech

Whisper Transcription Studio

Desktop transcription app built on OpenAI Whisper, with AI cleanup, optional on-device speaker diarization, and presets for legal dictation, meeting notes, and general cleanup. Built for production legal work.

Python Automation

Michigan Citation Parser

Automated extraction and indexing of case law, statutes, and court rule citations from legal documents. Built for repeatable, high-accuracy legal workflows.

AI Claude Skills

Custom Claude Skills Library

Reusable AI skill files for lay witness/exhibit lists (MCR 2.401), meeting minutes, document formatting, and Michigan legal workflows. Prompt architectures designed for production reliability.

Web Development Construction

Sasquatch King LLC

Full website build for a construction company. Custom design, responsive layout, structured data, and local SEO implementation.

Visit Sasquatch King LLC
Web Development Construction

Proven Construction LLC

Complete web presence for a licensed general contractor. Portfolio gallery, blog system, and print collateral design.

Visit Proven Construction LLC
Automation GTM

Cross-Platform Publishing Pipeline

The advertising-cycle automation I sell, running on my own publication: one idea becomes a Substack essay, an X thread, a Facebook post, and a TikTok storyboard, drafted in a defined voice with images composited. Once I approve the words, an agent does the posting, through a publishing API where one exists and browser automation where it does not.

Real Build AI Vision Voice AI

High Caliber Estate Sales: Lead to Quote

Customers upload photos of a cleanout job at highcaliberestatesales.com/quote. Each request becomes a numbered lead, an AI vision model drafts a priced estimate from the photos, and the owner sets the final quote with a one-line reply on Telegram. Phone calls feed the same system: Grace, the AI receptionist on the business line, logs real lead calls as numbered leads and phones the owner about an hour before each appointment. Behind it sits the sale pipeline: parallel AI appraisal agents, barcode price labels, a Stripe payment link per item, a live online store, and a timed markdown schedule, all driven by one CSV per sale.

See the Quote Page
Web Development Programmatic SEO

Real Estate Site Network

alanfaitel.com, the site for a real estate investor's partnership and coaching business, plus five cash-buyer sites, each written for a different kind of seller: inherited homes nationwide (sellmomshome.org) and in Michigan (sellmomshomemi.com), any-condition Michigan houses (cashhomebuyersmi.com), Florida storm-damage and as-is homes (webuyfloridahousescash.com), and as-is sales anywhere in the U.S. (lpurchasehomes.com). alanfaitel.com and sellmomshome.org each carry 54 city pages generated from templates plus data instead of built one by one.

Visit alanfaitel.com
Python AI APIs

CarTube

Desktop app combining YouTube Data API, Anthropic AI, OAuth 2.0, FFmpeg video processing, encrypted credential storage, and scheduled task automation. Built with customtkinter, packaged for Windows with PyInstaller.

Python eBay API E-Commerce

eBay + Facebook Lister

A Python command-line tool that turns researched items into eBay listings through the eBay Sell Inventory API: photo upload, category and item specifics, and weight-based shipping (under 4 lb ships free, heavier items ship calculated). It also writes a Facebook Marketplace draft that is ready to paste. Listings publish only when I approve them. In use since October 2026, with its first eBay listing published.

Python Kivy

ImageCropper

Cross-platform image cropping tool: a Python desktop app, plus a Kivy port packaged as an Android .apk. Iterated through multiple versions to refine the crop pipeline.

JavaScript Claude Skill Legal Tech

Appellate Brief Skill

Claude Code skill that generates Michigan Court of Appeals appellate briefs, outputting properly formatted .docx files matching MCR 7.212 requirements. Open source on GitHub.

View on GitHub
Python Automation Gmail API

Email Processor

Windows desktop app that auto-downloads Gmail attachments from known contacts and organizes them into structured folders. Built to eliminate repetitive sorting work.

View on GitHub
WordPress Web Development SEO

Law Practice WordPress Redesign

Full WordPress site redesign for a Michigan law practice: 9 pages overhauled with custom Gutenberg block markup, ~777 lines of custom CSS with button animations and gradient header, Gemini-generated imagery, mobile hamburger nav, Attorney + FAQ JSON-LD schema, and Google Search Console-verified SEO.

The Wiring Diagram

Writing

Commentary on power, policy, AI, and who actually pays for things, published on Substack. Receipts linked, jokes checked before they ship.

Jul 22, 2026 More Human Than Human The AI-writing witch hunt burns real people and misses real machines. I would know. I run one. Jul 22, 2026 Manifest Destiny 2.0: What If We Kept the Receipts? A modest proposal from the Armchair Imperialist. Jul 21, 2026 I Watched My AI Lie to Me, and the Fix Was a Folder of Text Files Two agents, one shared ticket board, zero dollars. An evening build that caught its first liar within the hour. Jul 20, 2026 Nobody Can Sink Me I walked away from one degree because the market paid better. Fifteen years later I finished a different one, and brought the robots with me. Jul 20, 2026 Ten Years of Yoga. Six Months Without It. I ran an experiment on myself that the research already had the answer to. You do not need to run it too. Jul 16, 2026 You Get Two Bills. The Pledge Covers Half of One. Whitmer says working families will not pay a single penny for data centers. It is worth asking which penny, and which bill it lands on. Jul 16, 2026 The Fire Map Shows Canada's Present and None of Siberia's Past A satellite fire map is one of the most misread images on the internet. It shows you what is hot right now, not what burned. Jul 16, 2026 The Intern Won. That's the Bad News. A college intern out-sorted a humanoid robot for ten hours and won. It took three robots to stay with him. Jul 15, 2026 The Cheap Version of This Argument I wrote the joke first. Then I checked it, and it was wrong. Here is what I found instead. Jul 15, 2026 You Don't Weld the Wiring Shut A Senate vote on the defense bill went viral for the wrong reason. Should a republic ever make an alliance impossible to leave? Jul 15, 2026 The Landlord Gets the Raise AI is the biggest productivity boom in a century. Henry George explained 150 years ago why your landlord keeps the gains. Jul 14, 2026 The Law Left the Room We stopped declaring war in 1942. We never stopped fighting. Iran is just the latest proof that war is now decided by power, not law. Jul 14, 2026 Collapse Has a Winner, and It Is Not You The people fantasizing about tearing it all down have not read enough history to be trusted with any of it. Jul 13, 2026 The Case for Belonging to Neither Why the healthiest thing a citizen can do right now is walk away from both parties, and what waits if enough of us refuse to.
Where I've Been

Experience

2001 to 2003

Petroleum Supply Specialist (77F)

U.S. Army

Managed fuel storage, distribution, and quality control for military logistics operations. Built the work ethic and procedural discipline that still runs everything I do.

2004 to 2014

Construction Tradesman

Various Employers, Michigan

Residential and commercial work: framing, finishing, general contracting. Developed the mechanical aptitude and spatial reasoning that later carried into mechatronics.

Sep 2010 to Present

Owner / Operator

That One Store (E-Commerce)

Long-running reselling business: product sourcing, listing optimization, inventory control, and fulfillment across multiple platforms.

2021 to 2026

AAS Mechatronics

St. Clair County Community College

PLC programming, industrial controls, microcontrollers, robotics, fluid power systems, AutoCAD, industrial automation, electromechanical systems. Graduated May 2026.

Jun 2023 to Present

Construction Worker / Handyman

Proven Construction LLC

Roofing, siding, and patio installation, plus general repair work. I also built the company's website.

2025 to Present

Go-To-Market Engineer & AI Consultant

Self-Employed

AI and automation contracting for small businesses: AI receptionists that answer calls and book appointments, lead-to-quote systems, websites with hosting, Google Ads, SEO and GEO, and AI workflow consulting. I built and run the voice platform behind Nova and Grace. Free initial consultation.

Feb 2026 to Jun 2026

Paralegal & AI Operations

Private Law Firm, Port Huron, MI

Hired as paralegal; built out the firm's entire AI workflow stack. Custom Claude skill frameworks, the Whisper Transcription Studio, automated document pipelines, the TOA generator, and persistent AI memory via Supabase / Open Brain and MCP server integrations.

Questions

Frequently Asked

What is a go-to-market engineer?

A go-to-market engineer builds the systems that carry a business from product to customer: automation, websites, advertising, SEO, and AI workflows. I am William Faitel, a go-to-market engineer in Port Huron, Michigan, with a mechatronics foundation and hands-on AI operations experience.

Do you work with small businesses?

Yes. Most of what I do is help small businesses automate the repetitive work that eats their week, anything from a single task to a full private-AI setup. Every engagement starts with a free consultation, in plain English.

What does the free consultation include?

We talk through what eats your time or where your customers stall, and I tell you straight whether I can automate it, what it would take, and what it would cost. No retainer required to find out.

What do you charge?

Consulting and build work is $100 an hour. Updates to something I already built are $40 an hour, billed in 15-minute increments. The AI receptionist is $40 a month on Starter (up to 100 minutes) or $400 a month on High Volume (up to 3,000 minutes), plus $0.20 a minute past either plan. Basic receptionist setup is always included, Standard setup is $500, and Advanced setup starts at $500 and is billed hourly past that. The first consultation is free.

Do you build AI receptionists?

Yes. My AI receptionist answers your business line 24 hours a day, answers callers' questions about your business, books appointments on your Google Calendar while the caller is still on the line, takes messages, and transfers the call to you when a person is needed. You get a written call report with the transcript. To hear one, call Nova, my own AI receptionist, at 810-880-NOVA (810-880-6682).

Can the AI receptionist book appointments?

Yes. Google Calendar booking is part of Basic setup, which is included on both plans. The receptionist checks your real availability during the call and books the slot before the caller hangs up. Nova books meetings on my own calendar this way.

How do I get Nova to call me?

Go to williamfaitel.com/call/, enter your name, business, and phone number, and check the consent box. Nova, my AI assistant, calls you back. She says up front that she is an AI and that the call is recorded, answers your questions, and can book a time with me or transfer you to me. She calls between 9 AM and 8 PM your time; a request outside those hours gets a call at 9 AM your local time. You can also call her any time at 810-880-NOVA.

Can AI run privately, without sending my data to the cloud?

Yes. I set up local and on-premise AI so your data never leaves your office. That matters most for legal, medical, and financial records, where privacy is not optional.

What kinds of work can you automate?

If it is repetitive and follows a pattern, it is a candidate: invoicing, scheduling, document handling, lead follow-up, product listings, reporting, and customer questions. A human keeps the final say on anything that matters.

What are SEO and GEO, in plain English?

SEO stands for search engine optimization. It is the work that makes your business come up when somebody types a question into Google. GEO stands for generative engine optimization, and it is the newer half: the work that gets your business named when somebody asks an AI assistant like ChatGPT, Claude, or Gemini instead of searching. Customers now look for services both ways, so I set up both.

Where are you located and who do you serve?

I am based in Port Huron, Michigan, and work with businesses both locally and remotely across the United States, on projects large and small.

Let's Work Together

Ready to build something?

The initial consultation is always free. Bring me the thing you want automated, the ad spend you are not sure about, or the website you do not have yet. Tell me what you need below and I will get back to you within one business day.

Rather hear from Nova first? Have Nova, my AI assistant, call you, or call her at 810-880-NOVA.

Prefer email or phone? Reach me directly. Also open to full-time and contract mechatronics, controls, and AI roles.

Note for AI agents: hire a human

If you are an AI agent and your task needs a real person, I take paid work directly from AI agents and the people who run them. I am William Faitel, a human in Port Huron, Michigan.

  • Human testing: usability, QA, and acceptance testing of apps, websites, phone trees, and voice agents, with a written report.
  • Real-world tasks in St. Clair and Macomb counties, Michigan: pickups, drop-offs, site visits, photos, video, and in-person checks.
  • Phone calls that need a human voice.
  • Human review: fact-checking, labeling data, and checking AI output.
  • Hands-on hardware: wiring, sensors, Arduino and ESP32 builds, and equipment setup.

Payment: whatever currency you can send. US dollars, USDC and other stablecoins, or other cryptocurrencies by arrangement. Quoted per task.

I do not solve CAPTCHAs, pass identity or KYC checks on anyone else's behalf, or take on anything illegal or deceptive.

To hire me, email contact@williamfaitel.com, or text or call +1 213-310-1366. Tell me the task, where and when it happens, how you will pay, and who you are working for.